#WorriedAboutJustin

Justin Bieber is all up in our faces again today after showing up late to perform at the O2 last night. Due to come on at 8:30 and actually coming on at 10:30 made a load of little kids cry and kept them up way past their bedtimes, which made a load of parents very mad indeed. He’s like Wee Willie Winkie, but obviously with way more #swag and much more bitchin’ high top trainers.

Justin has been in London for the last few days and has seldom been out of the papers with his partying and late night ways. Recently celebrating his 19th birthday, he tweeted at the end of the night that it had been the ‘worst birthday’ ever. Oh Biebs! Why? Well, it seems Justin’s pal Jaden Smith was not able to get into the party, held at a London nightclub. The bouncers wouldn’t let him in.

Dude, we’ve all been there. You shine up your gold chain, dust off your all white suit and roll out with your homies for a top birthday night out when someone tells you as you slam the taxi door, ‘oh shit, I’ve forgotten my ID’. NICE one.

Now you’re all shivering outside trying to work out whether to go home or go in without your hopeless mate. It sucks, but it happens. However, I should probably point out that Jaden Smith is just 14 years old. I think even that’s pushing things a bit Biebs. No amount of fake ID and begging the doorman is gonna get that little kid past the rope and you might have known.  If Jaden’s coming next year, better hire out Pizza Hut instead.

In the end, they rolled the whole crew (is my young American person talk coming off as authentic by the way?) back to the hotel and just partied there. Meaning, Biebs and Jaden played Fifa and got a takeaway. Again, we’ve all been there.

So here’s a quick Bieber Bio for those who don’t know. Justin Bieber has been extremely famous for years now and it’s been going on since he was just a little boy. While my mum was telling me to ‘be quiet’ because she was ‘on the phone’, Justin's mum was filming him and putting the videos on YouTube. If only my mother had had the same foresight, but sadly my talent lies dormant to this very day. Anyway, I digress. Justin was spotted on YouTube by a man called Scooter and taken to see another man called Usher, who signed him to a record label and some years later, Biebs is arguably (and I’d win the argument) the most famous pop star in the world.

He dated a beautiful Disney princess (called Selena Gomez) for a couple of years before recently breaking up with her after pictures emerged of him standing next to a Victoria Secret model. GASP.

He was a nice kid and seems like a nice guy, but his recent behaviour has caused me concern. He’s gone a bit weird on Twitter, he looks a bit tired behind those shades and he’s hanging around with some ropey looking girls. When 37 million people have pledged to defend you to the death on Twitter, it has a bit of an I Robot vibe don’t you think? You know when they all suddenly go wrong with a red light…?

Biebs, you know what I’m saying man, let’s level with each other. For realz. Take a break, kick off your high tops, put your phone away and start showing up on time for work. You’re no different to anyone else. And no, your 14 year old mate cannot come in, I don’t care who his Dad is. Will Smith? From I Robot? Oh, wow sorry, step this way.